Severe Weather, storm chasing logs and more

April 29th, 2011: A tornado outbreak of historic proportions occurred two days ago with widespread destruction and a death toll that topped 300! Incredible and tragic in every way, but something that always brings the believers in the world to the forfront. Any disaster will work. Any disaster that results in deaths and near-death experiences will bring out the believers like wet worms crawling from a garden after pouring soapy water on the soil. They crawl their way to the surface, those wet soapy god lovers... and make the same statements I've heard countless times. You know the ones... "Thank GOD I'm still alive", or "God saved us!" or "I prayed before the tornado hit and GOD answered my prayer!" or as quoted directly from a recent news article, "We're all safe. That's why I can tell you God is good."

Okay, so here's my beef, and its a serious serious beef! I wonder if ANY of those wet n soapy believers realize just how egotistical their statements of god saving grace really are? I mean we're talking ego to the max here! Every one of those survivors thinks only about the relationship between THEM and GOD. Only that person and god. God saved your ass... YOUR ass... YOUR particular ass... so god is good right? Wait!!! What about the neighbors ass? What about the old fat ladies ass that lives up the street? How about her fat ass? She prayed to survive just like you, but her ass was killed anyway. God said... "F U fat bitch, you're toast!!!" ... So what the hell happened to her prayers? What happened to the prayers of all 300+ people that were killed? Most if not all of them prayed to survive, you know they did! Yet they all died... so the lady that said "god is good" conveniently answers only to her own personal experience. Why? Because she knew if she concerned herself with those that died she'd also be required to answer a question she'd have no answer to... namely... "If god is good, why did he choose to kill those that died even though they prayed just like you? What makes them different from you?". But we're suppose to ignore all that and blindly believe that 'God is good' NO MATTER who he kills. I will not and cannot understand HOW a religious person can voluntarily IGNORE those that died and concentrate on their own EGOTISTICAL self interests just to massage and indulge their own psychotic fantasies that some higher power cared more about them than those that died. You gotta be really really full of yourself!! ... Proof that believers are among the worlds most selfish arrogant pricks and more logical proof why "GOD" is inconsistent and nothing more than a thought... a concept that lives in the minds of all those wet n soapy psycho freaks out there!

April 15th, 2011: A large tornado outbreak occurred today over the SE US. Sadly many homes and business were destroyed or damaged, but of particular interest is the fact that two of the destroyed structures were churches! Both in Monroe, AL. Moments like this draw me to think of the believers in the world. Those that worship a higher power, a man in the clouds, a bearded freak that supposedly has control over all, an entity that apparently controls everything including the weather. After all, the bible says god is all knowing and all powerful. He is omnipotent and omnipresent. Thus he must have full control over those meteorlogical forces that create torandoes. That said, I find it insanely entertaining that the man in the clouds that believers rely on to show them the way to goodness is also the same man that knowingly destroyed structures used to house people who pray and worship him. Why? Well the believers would pull out the 'rationale' and 'cop-out' guns and tell us it happened for a reason, but they have no idea what that reason is. Typical brainless statement from moronic believers to an answer that is obvious... that is, god is good, god is all knowing and all powerful, thus god could have prevented those churches from being destroyed and logic would dictate that god would never destroy a building used for those that worship and pray for him, but god did anyway, therefore, god is not logical and god clearly does not exist except as a figment of the collective imagination of the psychotic believers out there.

"EASTER: Do kids really care?"

Well if you're referring to Jesus being resurrected 3 days after getting his ass nailed to the cross, then the answer is NO. Parents can try to explain this ridiculous story to kids while they glare back with a blank stare, but what they truly care about is not some fantastical story of crosses, resurrections, fasting and prayer... what they care about is coloring some GOD DAMN EGGS!!! Color me some fucking eggs mom, then hide them so I can find them, then shut the fuck up while I eat them. Now THAT is EASTER! :) Live and learn.

"Pope: I pray for Chile quake victims"

Why pray for the Chile quake victims when the god that you pray to is the same god that caused the deadly Chilean quake in the first place? If you believe that god is all knowing, all powerful, omnipresent, omnipotent and all that crap, then Mr all mighty could have certainly prevented this quake from happening, but instead decided it was a good idea to rattle the land and kill 100s. Many of which were believers, but what good did the prayers of those believers do now that they lay under piles of rubble? The Pope apparently has power to influence millions of people into believing a set of rules and morals that he decides is right, yet Mr High Hat (which is ugly as fuck by the way!) doesn't have enough power to prevent an earthquake? Come on Mr High Hat... you cannot even prevent an earthquake? What the hell is wrong with you? Where are those Pope-ish powers when you need them, or are you just an old gieser who mulls around acting like a religous rockstar telling people to pop out as many babies as they can and NOT use birth control. If the Pope represents god, then shouldn't the Pope have powers that extend beyond the normal capabilties of a human? Or is the Pope just another ordinary human that people simply label as powerful when in reality is no more powerful than the Papa Johns delivery boy down the street. Get a clue people, all your religious beliefs are as inconsistent as water flowing uphill and all your countless ridiculous rationales to explain what you cannot explain and cannot prove to validate your silly hypocritical flaw infested belief system. Have fun with your silly beliefs and don't forget to thank GOD the next time a natural disaster hits, because... after all... you have to give him credit.

Storm of a "Higher Power" heading for Oklahoma Thursday!

Severe Weather and Heavy Rain Possible Thursday PM

DISCUSSION (10/08/09) 3:57AM CDT: Large pool of gulf moisture characterized by dewpoints in the upper 70s and low 80s will overspread the southern plains as large western trough approaches the region. Meanwhile surface cold front currently over southern nebraska will continue southward towards oklahoma and be located across the north central and northwest areas by late Thursday. Cold front will provide focus for robust thunderstorm development along with diffluent flow aloft associated with large upper level trough. Training of thunderstorms along the frontal boundary will likely produce excessive rain rates and flooding as boundary interacts with deep tropical moisture. Question remains as to where this boundary and corridor of heaviest rain will form. Right now models put the cold front directly through oklahoma city by 6PM Thursday with focus for heaviest rain shifting south and southeast later Thursday and Thursday night. Norman will be on the borderline of the zone of potential excessive rainfall, so at the moment its a flip of the coin as to whether Norman receives scattered showers and thunderstorms, or torrential downpours and widespread flooding Thursday evening. More will be known once the speed of the cold front is assessed during the day Thursday. Meantime enjoy the 70+ dewpoints which should overspread the region Thursday morning. STICKY!!!

Rainy, Wet, Drizzy, Damp n Gross Week Ahead!

Severe Weather all to the East!

Lame! Lame! Lame!

DAY 2 CONVECTIVE OUTLOOK
DEAN PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK
450 PM CDT THURS OCT 1 2009

VALID 011200Z - 021200Z

...THERE IS A SLGT RISK OF GAY TSTMS ACROSS PORTIONS OF THE OZARK PLATEAU/ERN SRN PLNS EWD INTO THE MID-MS RVR VLY/MID-SOUTH...

...SYNOPSIS...
STRONG WESTERN TROUGH HAS MOVED EAST FAST ENOUGH TO PREVENT SEVERE WEATHER OVER THE SOUTHERN PLAINS. TSTMS ONGOING OVER FAR EASTERN OK WILL CONTINUE TO INTENSIFY ALONG THE COLD FRONT AND BRING SOME EXTREMELY GAY HEAVY RAIN AND HAIL TO AR AND AJACENT STATES. MEANWHILE CENTRAL OK WILL EXPERIENCE PAINFULLY GAY CLEAR SKYS AND BREEZY CONDITIONS AS THE DUMB ASS STORM MOVES EAST. WHAT IS THE STORM THINKING?

...SOUTHERN PLAINS...
GAY CONDITIONS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE NEXT WESTERN TROUGH ESTABLISHES ITSELF. UNTIL THEN, ENJOY THE METEOROLOGICAL BOREDOM.

..SCHOENECK.. 10/01/2009

August 26th, 2009 Lightning Pics from Norman, OK

July 2009 Florence, OR

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