The Weather Channel Screwups

I have absolutely nothing against The Weather Channel, but I find some of their screwups quite amusing, so this page simply exploits a few I've witnessed and remembered. If you have a Weather Channel screwup, feel free to email me and I'll add it.


  • "If you are really into Weather..I mean Really Crazy about Weather..we have your LOCO on the 8s" -Dave Shwartz

  • "We will see if the Storm Prediction Center will issue any other warnings..." -Vivian Brown

  • "Severe thunderstorm watch has been cancelled by the Storm Prediction Center in Wisconsin..." -Will Annen

  • "Winds gusting to 31 degrees..." -Paul Goodloe

  • "...but north of Boston we think it'll be in the form of freezing snow." -Jennifer Lopez

  • "NWS has issued a tornado watch for most of Mississippi..." -Lisa Mozer

  • "This storm is moving into the Southwest and there they call them Sowesters" -Dave Shwartz

  • "Light rain continues across parts of Mississippi," while pointing at Michigan. -Carl Parker

  • "We're getting a little on the warmth around..." -Paul Emmick

  • "One-o-nine, even one-o-ten degrees..." -Paul Goodloe

  • "...we've kinda got the Fuji-wa-wa effect going on here." -Vivian Brown

  • "Across the upper midwest there will be some light snow as well as some frozen precipitation." -Carfagno chick



These are not really errors, just goofy statements.

  • "I don't know where I am or what day it is, but I do know my weather" -Dave Shwartz

  • "Have you ever seen 300 people attend a flower festival?" -Bob Stokes

  • "..AWWWWW...if only I had watched The Weather Channel..." -Dave Shwartz



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